Black History Month to Be 3.5% Longer This Year
Black History Month will get approximately 3.5% longer this year as an extra day will be added, bringing the total to twenty nine. Speculation has begun as to what the effects on Black History Month...
View ArticleA Pen of Her Own
At the start of every academic year, it is an express concern of mine to ensure that I have at my disposal the most appropriate and practical supplies available to me. This year, while procuring these...
View ArticleYouTube mourns loss of beloved community member “T1ttieSuckkka69”
The tightknit YouTube user community was rocked this Tuesday with news of the loss of one of its most active members, Trevor Sterling, known more commonly by his YouTube username “T1ttieSuckkka69.”...
View ArticleArea Man Finally Sees that Scene in the Matrix Where Everything Gets Explained
After years of catching snippets of The Matrix on various cable networks, local man Patrick Meyer was at last enlightened when he finally saw that scene where Morpheus succinctly explains everything to...
View ArticleSenior Living Off-Campus Getting Full Vanderbilt Experience
Despite the university’s best efforts to have an attractive, burgeoning residential education program, sources at her apartment complex report that senior Sheila Anderson thinks living off campus is...
View ArticleTarantino Releases First Trailer of New Film, “Ghandi: Reloaded”
Hot off of the success of his Oscar-nominated film, Django Unchained, acclaimed director Quentin Tarantino has released the first trailer for his upcoming film, a dramatization of Mahatma Ghandhi’s...
View ArticleThe Slant’s Oscar Picks
The staff of The Slant believes that 2012 has been a great year for film. Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight saga was brought to an epic, if not nerve-grating close; Ang Lee added to his extremely...
View ArticleDub-Woofer: Dog to Headline Rites of Spring
In an amazing turn of events the VPB Music Group was proud to announce last Friday that they would be making history by announcing a dog, Mazy the Golden Retriever, as a 2013 Rites of Spring...
View ArticleArt Prodigy’s Creativity Stifled by RoseArt Supplies
According to a statement issued by his sister Becky this past week, five year old art prodigy Chuck Berkholtz has his creativity routinely stifled by the low-quality art supplies of the RoseArt company...
View ArticleLGBTQIAPCUZDØJSMNXOßWCשEKFÑRV and Sometimes Y Community Celebrates Sexual...
NASHVILLE—Last week, the Vanderbilt Lambda Association observed National Coming Out Week arranging special events to inform the student body about related issues and foster support for sexual...
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