Worshipers of Evil GOZTA Use Pink Ribbons to Summon Evil Archedemon

Does your day go by without egregious pestilence, warfare, famine, and death? Well that’s about to change, now that a bunch of sorority girl wannabes have summoned the foul demon overlord Gozta, to campus.
Worshipers of Gozta have been appearing around campus lately, making known their usually underground presence at high-traffic areas, such as Rand lunch, in an effort to recruit the necessary additional acolytes for the summoning of Gozta. Handing out the symbol of Gozta—a bright pink ribbon—and tricking girls with their innocuous smiles, these succubi have successfully filled their ranks with the numbers they need for their blood rituals. They target women who didn’t make it into any sororities, counting on their low self-esteem and desire to exact revenge on the rest of campus.
The final step in this cult’s summoning ritual involved coating trees around Alumni Lawn and other parts of main campus with pink ribbons with a written invocation of Gozta’s name on them. An aerial view of these ribbons would reveal that they make the shape of a pentagram.
Preceded by the intense lightning storms which wracked campus for several days, Gozta emerged from his sulfurous prison below the earth’s crust and into the Marriott hotel on the evening of February 2nd.
While it may seem curious to an outsider why these women would want to subject themselves and the rest of campus to Gozta’s fiery rule, cultists assure us of their firm belief in his supreme righteousness. One follower spoke to us regarding her convictions:
“Yeah, I, like, got cut from all the sororities during rush. I cried for days, but then the cult of Gozta appeared and offered me a place to fit in. They accepted me for who I am. And if part of that belonging means slashing my hand and using my blood to summon a demon, like, get over it!”
Asked why she wanted to bring death and destruction to campus, she said, “I don’t need, like, a bunch of fake friends. Gozta is the only friend I need. I couldn’t care less if everyone else didn’t exist!”
Enemies of Gozta can expect fear, plagues, fighting, and more as the demon wanders campus, spreading his ill-will. Even his worshipers are not safe, being subjected to horrors such as forced anorexia/bulimia, dangerous levels of forced drinking, use of cocaine, and nonstop harsh judgment by Gozta of everything they do, including everything they say and wear, and whom they hook up with.
Campus has seen such horrors on campus in the past, though most still exist, and have been simply accepted as the status quo. Another senior worshiper tried to help us understand the reasons for Gozta’s summoning:
“Gozta’s mission is to bring friendship, good will, and service. We trust in him to provide all that we need. Whether he actually manifests all of these or not, at least he claims to…”
Gozta is a notoriously powerful demon, and is expected to stay. Until Gozta can be reimprisoned in his hellish cage, Vanderbilt will have to suffer the consequences of allowing him to appear.